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- He was a clown. No, really.
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- Put makeup on corpses at a mortuary.
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- Clay trapper at a pigeon shooting range
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- Ford, like Jesus, worked as a carpenter.
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- Danced around in a chicken suit for a fast food restaurant.
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- Worked as a Walmart greeter.
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- Worked at Dunkin Donuts.
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- Walken was a lion tamer at a circus. That’s actually kind of badass.
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- Worked at a hooters. I could never hate on that.
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- Worked as a set designer on porn sets.
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- Used to work at the Gap.
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- Allen was actually a prisoner. He served two years behind bars for selling cocaine.
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- Bouncer. That’s right, he could kick your ass then too.
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- Sold pens by phone.
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- Worked as a milkman.
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- Dempsey was a successful juggler, one time tying for second place in a national competition. OK, nothing shitty about that…but interesting none the less.
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- Sold hot dogs at a mall.
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- Danny Devito used to cut hair. Ironic, right?
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- ANOTHER lion tamer! Oh, and he also starred in a porno…oops
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- Street mime.
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- Worked as a gravedigger.
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- Cleaned out chicken coops.
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- Worked in a slaughterhouse. NOW it all makes sense.
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